The Famous Nerd

The Famous Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Famous Nerd desperately wanted a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Nerd carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Famous Nerd desired a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A wig is the thing to choose.

The Famous Nerd needed a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.