His Jolly Nerd

His Jolly Nerd found a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Nerd wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Nerd carried a can of Tango to drop. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was epic. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Nerd found a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

His Jolly Nerd always carried a mug to embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

His Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.