The Bewildered Nerd

The Bewildered Nerd carried a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Nerd found a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Nerd always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes worship. This seems a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Nerd always carried a cup that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Nerd craved for a vibrator that they liked to play with. It would have been a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Nerd desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo was the item that was selected.