My Hungry Newt

My Hungry Newt found a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Hungry Newt desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

My Hungry Newt owned a pint of beer that they would often worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Hungry Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Hungry Newt desperately needed a sword that they liked to play with. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sword is the item to choose.

My Hungry Newt desperately desired a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.