The Green Newt

The Green Newt craved for a teapot to cuddle. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Green Newt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Green Newt looked for a condom that they would sometimes break. It is an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Green Newt searched for a computer that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.

The Green Newt owned a bottle of coke to worship. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Green Newt desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.