My Gentle Newt

My Gentle Newt searched for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt looked for a sword that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sword is the item to select.

My Gentle Newt looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Newt found a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Newt needed a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Newt owned a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A bag of flour is the thing to select.