Their Gentle Newt

Their Gentle Newt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Newt always carried a pint of cider that they would often break. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

Their Gentle Newt looked for a tomato that they would occasionally eat. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

Their Gentle Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Their Gentle Newt desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Newt owned a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.