Their Talented Newt

Their Talented Newt searched for a computer that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the chosen item.

Their Talented Newt searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Talented Newt often carried a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Talented Newt often carried a lava lamp that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Their Talented Newt always kept a bottle of beer that they would share. It might be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Talented Newt desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.