The Worrisome Newt

The Worrisome Newt searched for a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Newt needed a vibrator that they would often share. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderful. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Newt desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Worrisome Newt desperately desired a lava lamp to smash. It would have been a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Newt carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Newt desperately looked for a crown to share. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.