Her Stupid Newt

Her Stupid Newt always carried a sword that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Newt always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Newt always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Newt had a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Newt desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Newt desperately needed a tomato that they would often eat. It might have been an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A tomato was the thing that was selected.