Square Newt

Square Newt owned a hat to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat is the item to select.

Square Newt desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be fun. A sword is the thing to opt for.

Square Newt often carried a can of Tango that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Square Newt often carried a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug being the chosen item.

Square Newt carried a sponge to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Square Newt had a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.