Fucking Newt

Fucking Newt desperately craved for a hat that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a funny activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Fucking Newt always had with them a radiator that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Newt craved for a mug to throw. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

Fucking Newt found a helmet that they would annihilate It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Fucking Newt looked for a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Newt carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a new action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.