Her Lovely Newt

Her Lovely Newt always carried a bag of flour that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Newt desired a crown that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

Her Lovely Newt owned a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Lovely Newt searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lovely Newt always carried a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Newt often carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.