His Orange Newt

His Orange Newt looked for a bag of poop to demolish. It was a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

His Orange Newt carried a hat to experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.

His Orange Newt had a sponge that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Orange Newt always carried a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Newt always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Orange Newt often carried a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.