His Beautiful Ogre

His Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword of all things.

His Beautiful Ogre found a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Ogre always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. This seems an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Ogre often carried a bottle of wine to eat. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Beautiful Ogre craved for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a funny idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.