The Red Ogre

The Red Ogre had a stretchman that they would often break. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Red Ogre found a hat to cuddle. It should have been an odd action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre searched for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Red Ogre always carried a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. One might say this is a new proposal, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Red Ogre owned a pint of cider that they would often share. It is a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.