The Boring Ogre

The Boring Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Ogre desired a cheese grater that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Boring Ogre had a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Boring Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Ogre often carried a tomato that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Ogre looked for a crown that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.