My Scary Ogre

My Scary Ogre carried a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It was a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

My Scary Ogre searched for a hat that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Scary Ogre always had with them a set of lego that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Scary Ogre found a condom that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Scary Ogre searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Scary Ogre often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.