Beautiful Ogre

Beautiful Ogre desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Beautiful Ogre always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Beautiful Ogre desired a pint of beer that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Beautiful Ogre carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Beautiful Ogre craved for a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.