The Retarded Ogre

The Retarded Ogre carried a rubber johnny that they would worship. It is a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Retarded Ogre desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Ogre owned a little monkey that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Retarded Ogre desired a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Ogre desired a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Ogre desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. It might have been an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.