Horny Ogre

Horny Ogre owned a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

Horny Ogre craved for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Horny Ogre looked for a cheese grater that they would often share. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Horny Ogre desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Ogre desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It was an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Ogre wanted a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.