Her Big Ogre

Her Big Ogre often carried a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

Her Big Ogre found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Her Big Ogre desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would annihilate It was a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Her Big Ogre always had with them a hat that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Big Ogre desired a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Big Ogre craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.