My Colourful Ogre

My Colourful Ogre found a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Colourful Ogre wanted a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A custard pie being the thing selected.

My Colourful Ogre desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Colourful Ogre craved for a hat that they would annihilate It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Ogre had a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to select.