A Weary Ogre

A Weary Ogre often carried a bat that they would cuddle. It should have been a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Ogre wanted a hat that they sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

A Weary Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Weary Ogre desperately wanted a teapot to hug. It might be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Ogre always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Ogre always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.