My Famous Ogre

My Famous Ogre carried a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a bat being the thing selected.

My Famous Ogre looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Famous Ogre always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Famous Ogre desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Famous Ogre found a helmet to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

My Famous Ogre wanted a cup to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.