My Adorable Ogre

My Adorable Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they would often play with. It was a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Ogre desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Adorable Ogre carried a spade that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a spade of all things.

My Adorable Ogre found a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Adorable Ogre desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often worship. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.