Adorable Ogre

Adorable Ogre often carried a stapler to put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre always kept a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre desperately desired a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Adorable Ogre looked for a toilet brush to eat. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Adorable Ogre desperately looked for a set square that they would often smash. One might find this to be an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a set square is the item that was chosen.