Her Stupid Orangutan

Her Stupid Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Orangutan carried a pint of beer that they would smash. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was awesome. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Orangutan always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Orangutan desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Orangutan owned a condom that they would worship. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Orangutan desperately desired a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.