The Tired Paki

The Tired Paki always carried a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Tired Paki had a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A sword is the item to opt for.

The Tired Paki searched for a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Paki always carried a hat that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Paki often carried a sponge that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was sublime. A sponge having that done to it

The Tired Paki desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to smash. It is an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.