The Bewildered Paki

The Bewildered Paki often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Paki needed a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

The Bewildered Paki always kept a stapler that they would often share. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Paki craved for a custard pie to worship. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Paki had a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Paki desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought it was awe-inspring. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.