The Funny Paki

The Funny Paki had a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A tomato is the item to opt for.

The Funny Paki found a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Paki found a custard pie that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Paki carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Paki craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It would be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Funny Paki desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. This seems a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.