The Blue Pet

The Blue Pet desperately searched for a rubber chicken to share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Pet craved for a wig that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Pet always kept a stretchman that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Pet needed a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Pet always kept a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an original idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Pet desperately wanted a bat to sit and look at. It was a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.