A Fat Pet

A Fat Pet desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

A Fat Pet looked for a cup that they liked to break. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Fat Pet owned a custard pie that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Pet looked for a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Fat Pet always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Pet searched for a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.