His Anxious Pet

His Anxious Pet owned a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Pet always carried a hat to share. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Anxious Pet desperately wanted a painting of a melon to sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Pet searched for a vibrator to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Pet desperately desired a teapot that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an odd activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Pet desperately searched for a dildo that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.