The Cheerful Pet

The Cheerful Pet owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Pet had a crown that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Pet desperately needed a computer that they liked to eat. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Pet looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It should have been an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was simply life. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Pet always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Cheerful Pet desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.