Bewildered Pet

Bewildered Pet desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Pet desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Pet craved for a bag of flour to put up their bum. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Pet desperately wanted a helmet to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Pet desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It is an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Bewildered Pet desired a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.