Retarded Pigeon

Retarded Pigeon desperately wanted a stapler that they would put down their trousers. It was a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Pigeon always kept a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Pigeon desired a toilet brush that they would worship. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Pigeon had a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

Retarded Pigeon always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Retarded Pigeon often carried a vibrator to throw. One might say this is an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.