Her Fucking Pigeon

Her Fucking Pigeon always had with them a set square that they would share. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Pigeon had a tomato that they liked to throw. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Pigeon always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Pigeon always kept a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Pigeon had a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Pigeon found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.