A Gentle Pigeon

A Gentle Pigeon always had with them a spade that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

A Gentle Pigeon desperately desired a condom that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

A Gentle Pigeon desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes share. It would be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Gentle Pigeon found a ball that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Pigeon desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to break. It was considered to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Pigeon wanted a piece of paper to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.