The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Pigeon often carried a stretchman that they sometimes share. It is a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was stunning. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon always kept a bat to smash. This might appear to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon always kept a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they would share. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon desired a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.