The Exciting Pigeon

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The Exciting Pigeon desired a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Pigeon desperately desired a crown that they would play with. It is an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.

The Exciting Pigeon needed a mug that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.

The Exciting Pigeon looked for a condom to sleep with. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Pigeon searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It was an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Exciting Pigeon desired a cucumber to embrace. It would be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.