The Silly Pigeon

The Silly Pigeon found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Silly Pigeon searched for a computer that they would embrace. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Pigeon desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often worship. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pigeon desperately wanted a spade that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was selected.