His Bewildered Pigeon

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a wig to cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Pigeon found a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Pigeon carried a cup that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be amazing. A cup being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Pigeon needed a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Pigeon wanted a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Pigeon craved for a Harry Potter wand to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.