My Ugly Poodle

My Ugly Poodle desired a cheese grater to throw. It was a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Poodle always kept a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Poodle owned a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

My Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a condom to put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was fun. A condom was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Poodle desperately needed a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Poodle desired a little monkey that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.