The Square Poodle

The Square Poodle desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Square Poodle desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Poodle owned a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Poodle craved for a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Poodle desperately craved for a crown to throw. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Square Poodle desired a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A vibrator being the item selected.