The Depressed Poodle

The Depressed Poodle desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. This seems an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Depressed Poodle needed a little monkey that they liked to drop. It was a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be spectacular. A little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Poodle owned a spade that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Poodle always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Poodle searched for a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to select.

The Depressed Poodle desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.