The Naughty Poodle

The Naughty Poodle found a set square that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a different activity, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A set square being the thing selected.

The Naughty Poodle desperately desired a rubber johnny to sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Poodle always had with them a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

The Naughty Poodle always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Poodle had a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Poodle always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.