Her Confused Prince

Her Confused Prince owned a can of Tango that they would often hug. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Prince desired a crown that they would often demolish. One might say this is a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

Her Confused Prince had a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Prince desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

Her Confused Prince desperately needed a bat to throw. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Prince desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.