Her Dodgy Prince

Her Dodgy Prince often carried a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince carried a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince desired a sponge to break. One might find this to be an odd activity, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately looked for a teapot to share. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Prince craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.