The Red Prince

The Red Prince needed a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Red Prince desperately wanted a vibrator to break. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Red Prince always had with them a block of cheese that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an odd thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Red Prince looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Red Prince always carried a big sponge that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Red Prince searched for a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.